i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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