belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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