Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
one two three fourrrrnication!
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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