I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
literally had 100 drinks last night.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
My pussy is not your playground.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Randomize
