and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My first STD was from a foam party
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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