But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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