eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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