I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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