If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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