Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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