Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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