I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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