I don't think brook has ever known best
birth control should be required to get into college
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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