butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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