ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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