But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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