I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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