you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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