Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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