The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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