Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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