I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Success! We fucked roommates!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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