yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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