So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Just invented taco cereal.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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