worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
