In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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