Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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