i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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