Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
i now understand why vodka
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