I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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