don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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