Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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