office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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