what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Randomize
