Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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