i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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