So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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