Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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