I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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