We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Found the puke drawer
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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