I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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