Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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