There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Randomize
