You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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