we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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