This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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