My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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