I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Found the puke drawer
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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