Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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