when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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